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Questionable Things People Google

By: Elina Sadeghian


What are these strawberries doing on my toes I need them for my fruit salad? 

What would a….

What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?

I like to….

I like to tape my thumbs to my hands to see what it would be like to be a dinosaur

I did the….

I did the macarena in an elevator with a homeless guy in the elevator.

Sometimes I like to…

Sometimes I like to lay on the ground and pretend I'm a carrot.  

What would happen…

What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?

I hate it when…

I hate it when I'm trying to study and a velociraptor throws a banana at me.

Do you ever look at yourself….

Do you ever look at yourself in the mirror and think what wattage is my microwave?

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