The Hound's Bark
Healdsburg High School
Questionable Things People Google
By: Elina Sadeghian
What are these strawberries doing on my toes I need them for my fruit salad?
What would a….
What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?
I like to….
I like to tape my thumbs to my hands to see what it would be like to be a dinosaur
I did the….
I did the macarena in an elevator with a homeless guy in the elevator.
Sometimes I like to…
Sometimes I like to lay on the ground and pretend I'm a carrot.
What would happen…
What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?
I hate it when…
I hate it when I'm trying to study and a velociraptor throws a banana at me.
Do you ever look at yourself….
Do you ever look at yourself in the mirror and think what wattage is my microwave?