Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food and all, terrible atmosphere.

 

Want to hear a constructive joke? It's still in the works. 

 

What's that Nevada city that dentists love so much? Floss Vegas. 

 

What's one way to get a picture involved in a crime? Frame it. 

 

10/8 people admitted that they were bad with fractions. 

 

I’ve always been a little suspicious of sushi, it's a little fishy. 

 

What's black and white and goes around and around? A penguin on a revolving door. 

 

Did I tell you about the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was head over heels. 

 

My friend always says “cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.” I know he means well but he gets his point across. 

 

Did you ever get to watch the show about the beavers? Best dam show I’ve ever watched

 

The scarecrow finally won his award, he was so outstanding in his field when it happened. 

 

What do you call a man who can’t stand? Neil. 

 

Have you heard the one joke about the elephants? Well, it doesn't matter, it's irrelephant anyways. 

 

To the person in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, you can hide, but you can’t run.